The lady at the local neighborhood market hands you two ripe avocados for free and says it's a gift just because you're nice. And they're not the bruised/incredibly mushy ones either. They're perfect. But realistically, she probably gave them to me because she was in the process of organizing today's produce and recently sifted through the avocado crate, found these two babies, and I was the lucky one to walk through the door at just the right time. Score.